Not intending as a man bashing joke....

[Angkins]

>> One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a
>> > >> problem!"
>> > >>
>> > >> "What's the problem, Eve?"
>> > >>
>> > >> "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
>> > >> of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
>> >just
>> > >> not happy."
>> > >>
>> > >> "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
>> > >>
>> > >> "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
>> > >>
>> > >> "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
>> > >> you."
>> > >>
>> > >> "What's a man, Lord?"
>> > >>
>> > >> "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,
>> > >> cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
>> > >> But...
>> > >> he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He
>> >will
>> > >> look
>> > >> silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create
>> > >> him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be
>> > >> witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a
>> > >ball
>> > >> about.
>> > >> He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think
>> >properly."
>> > >>
>> > >> "Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
>> > >> What's the catch, Lord?"
>> > >>
>> > >> "Well... you can have him on one condition."
>> > >>
>> > >> "What's that, Lord?"
>> > >>
>> > >> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll
>> > >have
>> > >> to
>> > >> let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our
>> > >> littlesecret...
>> > >>
>> > >> You know, woman to woman."
>> > >>