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#51
Yesterday, 08:50 PM
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He was some kind of, well, some kind of batboy! And not the kind you see at Wrigley Field. His large, pointed, translucent ears twitched as he watched us cringe in horror.
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#52
Yesterday, 09:58 PM
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It looked like a giant bat might. I couldn't figure out why a giant bat would just now yell yuck at its own guano that had been here for ages, though.
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"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now."
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#53
Yesterday, 10:27 PM
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As though she were reading my mind, the Baroness asked the boy, "Why would you yell 'Yuck!' at us? Do we scare you? How long have you been down here, anyway?"
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The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and deny him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable. --Brennan Manning
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#54
Yesterday, 10:33 PM
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"Anyway! Yuck! Anyway!", the batboy replied.
"Polly want a cracker?", I asked "Cracker! Cracker!", he repeated.
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#55
Yesterday, 11:38 PM
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"A giant bat parrot... thing... lovely," the Baroness muttered under her breath. "This apartment complex truly has gone downhill since Father sold it off."
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"You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar!"
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#56
Today, 12:57 PM
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Every now and then we gumshoes have an epiphany, where all of our innate deductive intuition churns out an answer to a question that hasn't even been asked yet.
"Of course!", I exclaimed, "You must be the daughter of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopft Throatwarbler! Indeed, the very same man they named the Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kürstlich Himbleeisen Bahnwagen Gutenabend Bitte Eine Nürnburger Bratwustle Gerspurten mit Zweimache Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Shönendanker Kalbsfleisch Mittler Raucher von Hautkopft Throatwarbler Building after!"
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