AuraSeer
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Last Activity: Yesterday 10:40 PM
About Me
- About AuraSeer
- Location
- St. Louis, MO
- Occupation
- Random Programmer Dude
- My pants are
- Cargo pants, with dozens of gigantic pockets. And a hammer loop.
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Signature
- "And do we kiss like poets imagine they do, twixt the arms of the dusk and the dawn?"
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Still not king.
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Hey, did everything just taste purple for a second?
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For that you might have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by "devil," I mean robot devil. And by "metaphorical," I mean get your coat.
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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
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"It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird; it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg." -- C.S. Lewis
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"That's it! No more Mr. Nice Kratos!"
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If a person who commits a felony is called a felon, does that mean God is an iron?
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"Spare me your space-age technobabble, Atilla the Hun!"
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"Noah was a drunk; look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."
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"This looks like a job for emergency pants!"
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Hubris is stealing the fire of the gods. Chutzpah is offering to sell it back.
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Hostes aliengeni me abduxerent. Qui annus est?
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I'm not pompous, I'm pedantic. There's a difference.
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Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
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If it's worth saying, it's worth saying in your sig.
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"That's it, dishonor! Dishonor on your family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow..."
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It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Outnumbered, yes. Outgunned, perhaps. Outclassed, never!
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"I don't mind the occasional conspiracy loon, but I wish we could find a better grade of them, something in a size 12 Logic would be nice." --tomndebb
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Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank.
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"Blue wizard needs food... badly."
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"Shots don't hurt other players... yet."
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"Someone shot the food."
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"It's nasty! It tastes like some large animal spit in my ear."
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"Does anyone here speak l33t?"
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You are in a long east-west message board. Threads lead off in all directions. There is a threatening little troll in the room with you!
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"Yay! We're doomed!"
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Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words.
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"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
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He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.
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It's not a ripoff, it's an homage.
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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- "And do we kiss like poets imagine they do, twixt the arms of the dusk and the dawn?"
