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About Me

About OpalCat

Biography

I am a newlywed; I have a son, Dominic, who was born in 1995. I'm deeply in love with my husband Dan (jugglerdan here on Fathom) who just graduated from podiatry school.

Location

'burbs-o-Boston

Interests

geeking around, reading, dancing, juggling, cooking

Occupation

artist

My pants are

psychadelic

Chat Room nickname(s)

OpalCat

Miscellaneous

Opal loves jugglerdan!!!
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Bottle Rockets:
The quintessence of personal pyrotechnics. They whistle, they shoot through the air, then they explode, just like a flying, exploding Andy Griffith.
- The Brunching Shuttlecocks
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"this ceramic weenie should fetch a good price on the ceramic weenie black market!" - heard on Johnny Bravo
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"Unfortunately, reality is stranger than fiction when it comes to circumcision." - Jack Dean Tyler, Defender of Foreskins
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I can tie knots in my tongue with cherry stems.
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Blessed are the apemen...Blessed are the shit kickers...Blessed are the jack hammers...Blessed is the big damage...Blessed are the faith healers...Blessed are the moon walkers...Blessed are the snake people...Blessed are the heat seekers...
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"Ya lubyu tebya" - "I love you" in Russian
"Ya ubyu tebya" - "I will kill you" in Russian
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"Meat flaps, yellow!" - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat, circa 1999
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"I've got a funny story about that! Actually it isn't so much funny as it is long..."
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"Chromium, radium, nickel, iridium
Gold and actinium
Arsenic, plutonium, neon, molybdenum, zinc, iodine
Braving the elements, the reptiles and I..."
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"If I were the president... if I were queen for a day... I'd give the ugly people all of the money. I'd rewrite the book of love, and make it funny..." - My Eyes, Laurie Anderson
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the amazing dancing Dominic!
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References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me.
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It's all fun and games 'til someone throws the burrito.
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"Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
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"But my heart was struck by lightning. Then eaten by bears, and animals, and even a koala. Then a whale ate my heart."
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"This isn't the monsterometer! This is the frog exaggerator!"
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"They were trying to use me as an escape goat."
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"Every time you think the idiocy elevator's hit the ground floor, the little light over the door goes 'ping' again."